Seasonal Sleuth Gifts

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

Paranormal A-Z...

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

He looks so natural lying there...

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"He was WOK-ing in a winter wonderland."

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

Christmas Drinks 'n' Nibbles System

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

Lost Property - Missing Head

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

"Light at the end of the tunnel!"

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

'I don't think the killer would in the garden...that'd be waaaay too obvious.'

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

Scarecrow.

"Hi everyone, thanks for channeling in to help me with my ancestry project."

'Well Mrs. Henson, form the looks of this place, egg stacking, children claw marks, chicken blood graffiti, egg splat everywhere, I'd have to say this is the work of a poultry geist!'

...and I see the catering is sorted.

'Wow, Professor Jones, that's an impressive back-of-the-envelope calculation!'

'Oh dear. My husband looks suspicious.'

"At least have the decency to send her a text to tell her you're not interested."

I don't trust that guy.

"Hundreds of looted Christmas gifts. . . A missing reindeer. . . does that ring a bell, Mr. Rudolph?"

'It looks fishy to me.'

'You haven't confirmed the Superstring theory, Blumenkraft - this is a whisker from your beard!'

There are no such things as mountain ghosts.

"It's like texting, but for dead people."

"If Santa knows when you're sleeping and knows when you're awake...is he with the CIA?"