Seasonal Sleuth Pillows

Paranormal A-Z...

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

He looks so natural lying there...

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

Christmas Drinks 'n' Nibbles System

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

Lost Property - Missing Head

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

"Light at the end of the tunnel!"

"Hi everyone, thanks for channeling in to help me with my ancestry project."

Scarecrow.

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

I don't trust that guy.

"At least have the decency to send her a text to tell her you're not interested."

'Oh dear. My husband looks suspicious.'

'Wow, Professor Jones, that's an impressive back-of-the-envelope calculation!'

'Well Mrs. Henson, form the looks of this place, egg stacking, children claw marks, chicken blood graffiti, egg splat everywhere, I'd have to say this is the work of a poultry geist!'

...and I see the catering is sorted.

"Hundreds of looted Christmas gifts. . . A missing reindeer. . . does that ring a bell, Mr. Rudolph?"

There are no such things as mountain ghosts.

Undercover Santa

"If Santa knows when you're sleeping and knows when you're awake...is he with the CIA?"

'It looks fishy to me.'

"It's like texting, but for dead people."

'You haven't confirmed the Superstring theory, Blumenkraft - this is a whisker from your beard!'