Spectacle Sleuth Pillows

"Come back when you're sober, and we'll see if you still have that double vision."

"How are those?"

'New glasses?'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

Paranormal A-Z...

$1: Family Secrets

He looks so natural lying there...

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"A conundrum, rather than an outright mess, I think, Mrs Ellis..."

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

Lost Property - Missing Head

"Light at the end of the tunnel!"

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

'Loose lips sink principalships.'

"Hey Ed, take a look at this...more sleigh bells...what is this thing?"

"Hi everyone, thanks for channeling in to help me with my ancestry project."

Scarecrow.

"Psychiatric emergency service? Please come fast, I have one here who believes in me!"

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

Tonight's Lecture: Contesting the Will. It's going to be about either inheritance law or who really wrote Shakespeare's plays.

'Edward de Vere? -- give me a break!'

Two men converse secretively

Net Zero Superstitions

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

Catholic Priest Gay Mardi Gras

Communicate with the departed via the cloud.