Celebrity Sleuth Pillows

"They stay together for the money."

'Heat seeking missile.'

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

'Good news! The public couldn't give two hoots about your torrid love-life.'

"If I were a TV reporter, I'd report only good stuff!"

Squeezing the Free Press.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

Paranormal A-Z...

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

$1: Family Secrets

He looks so natural lying there...

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

JET (Part I)

"So finally, the liarbird flew off to the lucrative world of tell-all books, management consultancy and after-dinner speaking..."

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

The Robert Mueller Rosetta Stone

Missing Easter Egg

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

"Stinking politicians and their dirty laundry!" "That's Bob. He's watching 'CSPIN', again."

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

"Please excuse our appearance while our records are being impounded."

Pandora Papers

Corrupt politicians,

Lost Property - Missing Head

"...I have the oddest 'earliest memory' and I wanted to share it. It's just as wekkm I guess. Knowing some man secretly attended my first birthday party has caused me to question my parentage all these years....Especially since Mother Park made me promise not to tell Father that the potted plant was acually J. Edgar Hoover."

Raid the law offices of Michael D. Cohen