Seasonal Detective Gifts

'With all I've learned about psychology recently, establishing who's naughty and who's nice is not as simple as it used to be.'

A boy acting suspiciously

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

Easter Egg Delivery

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

Who stole my candy?

Violence on TV.

Vernal Pond: Here today. . . gone tomorrow.

Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter?

'So now you sniff out drugs. That's it, no more TV cop shows.'

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

'First snowdrop.'

"Hey - didn't I see you on TV last night?"

"Dad can we stop pushing this backdrop and go on a real vacation?"

'My goodness, is it fall already, Ms. Smyrka?'

'Did you see who pushed you?'

'The sun'll be up soon. Can I go downstairs now?'

"Hundreds of looted Christmas gifts. . . A missing reindeer. . . does that ring a bell, Mr. Rudolph?"

Summer Reads - Fall Reads!

Camp Games

"Check out this app. It let's you substitute other vegetables for your nose."

'I hear there are some mighty big deer in these woods.'

Leaves falling on a desert crawling man.

'Some buck lure this is. I drank three bottles and haven't seen one buck.'

"I ran out of vacation days, so I didn't fly south this winter."

"When Santa went electric they either diversified or got furloughed."

'I think we should stop following these $100 bills. I'm beginning to think the deer know we're here, and they're setting us up.'

"Ah, that looks like the fellow, it's the walk - dead giveaway."