Seasonal Spectator Gifts

'It seems to come later every year.'

"Happy Gnu Year!"

Fall on a desert island

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

Easter Egg Delivery

A convenient attack of swine flu...

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

A tree cries its leaves off like tears

People of the Fall

One tree in the four seasons of the year.

Santa Claus and the Snowman Cross Paths

Entering Vermont, No Artificial Coloring

"Oh, how I love the change of seasons! From cold and flu to spring allergies!"

Vernal Pond: Here today. . . gone tomorrow.

4 seasons globe

'First snowdrop.'

The end is near. The end is nearish. I get this way every spring.

"I'm just saying. . . it wouldn't have hurt to check the price of an airline ticket."

"I don't get it. As the Easter Bunny you're really busy for one day of the year. What do you do with the rest of your time?"

"The nice thing about school is it makes you appreciate summer more."

'Oh look, Harold! It's the first Robin of spring!'

The corner that Spring's around

A man is sweeping leaves in a museum full of marble statues.

'My goodness, is it fall already, Ms. Smyrka?'

"This is the time of year I begin to crave the first Robin of spring."

Who's ready for pumpkin spice season?

'You're early!...'

Christmas has officially started too early. Carols.

364 days a year jobless. Please help!

Leaves falling on a desert crawling man.

The Start of Spring

May your Christmas be out of this world!

"Check out this app. It let's you substitute other vegetables for your nose."

Fall in Canada