Seasonal Spectator Gifts

'It seems to come later every year.'

"Happy Gnu Year!"

Fall on a desert island

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

Easter Egg Delivery

A convenient attack of swine flu...

A tree cries its leaves off like tears

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

People of the Fall

One tree in the four seasons of the year.

Santa Claus and the Snowman Cross Paths

Entering Vermont, No Artificial Coloring

"Oh, how I love the change of seasons! From cold and flu to spring allergies!"

Vernal Pond: Here today. . . gone tomorrow.

'First snowdrop.'

'Oh look, Harold! It's the first Robin of spring!'

The corner that Spring's around

A man is sweeping leaves in a museum full of marble statues.

"This is the time of year I begin to crave the first Robin of spring."

"The nice thing about school is it makes you appreciate summer more."

"I'm just saying. . . it wouldn't have hurt to check the price of an airline ticket."

"I don't get it. As the Easter Bunny you're really busy for one day of the year. What do you do with the rest of your time?"

'My goodness, is it fall already, Ms. Smyrka?'

'You're early!...'

364 days a year jobless. Please help!

"Oi! You little fucker!"

"Check out this app. It let's you substitute other vegetables for your nose."

May your Christmas be out of this world!

The Start of Spring

Leaves falling on a desert crawling man.