Snow Detective Gifts

"He's not in, but this fresh snowfall will make him easy to track."

Wildlife

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

Pushy Dog

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

Is it me or are we getting a lot more wind lately?

Elusive Shadow.

The EP-21 spy plane.

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

Newton's Law and Order.

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

Who stole my candy?

Shrink

Office of the PR of the United States

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

The Hummingbird

"What you smell son is called a cigarette: A sure sign that humans are around and we should flee..."

Tony Blair and Blairwash.

Elephant Tracks.

Testing the Big Bangs theory.

"I don't use straws anymore. Straws are bad for the environment."

'We're looking for somebody in medical research.'

"Of course nobody knows exactly why they beach themselves."

'Meals - on paws beats meals - on wheels any day,eh, Fred!'

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

Thanks to a generous grant from the oil companies, scientists discover the real reason glaciers are melting.

"I found the problem with your dryer. . . here are a bunch of socks you probably thought were lost!"

"All the ticks I removed over my summer vacation,' by Robbie Butler..."

"Great location. Let's check it out."

Sardines swim in the form of a huge shark.