Snow Detective Gifts

"He's not in, but this fresh snowfall will make him easy to track."

Wildlife

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

"He was WOK-ing in a winter wonderland."

Pushy Dog

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

Is it me or are we getting a lot more wind lately?

The EP-21 spy plane.

Elusive Shadow.

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

Newton's Law and Order.

Who stole my candy?

Shrink

Office of the PR of the United States

'I don't think the killer would in the garden...that'd be waaaay too obvious.'

The Hummingbird

How can you have writer's block? We have seventy-three words for "snow"!

"What you smell son is called a cigarette: A sure sign that humans are around and we should flee..."

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

Tony Blair and Blairwash.

Elephant Tracks.

"I don't use straws anymore. Straws are bad for the environment."

Testing the Big Bangs theory.

'We're looking for somebody in medical research.'

'Meals - on paws beats meals - on wheels any day,eh, Fred!'

"Of course nobody knows exactly why they beach themselves."

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

"Great location. Let's check it out."

"I found the problem with your dryer. . . here are a bunch of socks you probably thought were lost!"

"Is everything to your satisfaction, Modom?"

Thanks to a generous grant from the oil companies, scientists discover the real reason glaciers are melting.

Sardines swim in the form of a huge shark.