Sock Detectives Gifts

"Do you really want to tell me that you don't know anything about the vanishing of 21 socks within the last four months??!"

"Spit it out! Now!"

The Missing Sock Returns

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

'Do you think that's wise?'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

Elusive Shadow.

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

'He got a hole in one today.'

Those missing socks...where do they go?

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

Washing Machine Torture

Missing sock

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".

The Complete Cycle.

Shaquille O'Neal donates his old socks to boy scouts.

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

Christmas Socks

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

"Don't go in there!"

"I said more sex, Barry, more SEX!"

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'