Sock Detectives Pillows

"Do you really want to tell me that you don't know anything about the vanishing of 21 socks within the last four months??!"

"Spit it out! Now!"

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

'Do you think that's wise?'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

Elusive Shadow.

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

'He got a hole in one today.'

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

Those missing socks...where do they go?

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

The Complete Cycle.

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

Washing Machine Torture

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

Missing sock

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

Christmas Socks

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

"I said more sex, Barry, more SEX!"

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'

Laundromat: Bulletin Board - Have you seen this sock?

"You might consider new socks as well."