Sock Detective Pillows

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

Oh no! Socks again?!

Gurus wise words on lost socks

''My clothes dryer eats both socks - so I won't notice when one's missing.'

'How come I haven't got a pair of socks?'

City Police...Missing persons...missing socks.

Behind one door is every woman you ever desired, yours for eternity. Behind every other door is one sock you lost in life. You get one choice. Welcome to Hell!!!

After ditching the footwraps the Russian army faces the lost sock paradox.

"We won't lose any more socks in the laundry...I knotted them all together."

"I found the problem with your dryer. . . here are a bunch of socks you probably thought were lost!"

"No, I haven't seen him since the rinse cycle."

"So. . . you're back!"

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

'Do you think that's wise?'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

Those missing socks...where do they go?

'He got a hole in one today.'

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

Missing sock

Washing Machine Torture

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

The Complete Cycle.

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

'All right, who hid the sandbox?'

"I know it's the right thing to do, but if we call the cops this sandbox will be tied up for weeks."

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

Christmas Socks

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"