Missing Sock Detective Pillows

"Honestly, Harold, no one else but you would put up a poster about a lost sock!"

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

Flight Socks.

Those missing socks...where do they go?

How it started: How it's going

Washing Machine Torture

The Complete Cycle.

Where missing laundry socks go!

Noah of the sock world...

Laundromat: Bulletin Board - Have you seen this sock?

'Tonight the remains of Jimmy Hoffa have finally been discovered with what appears to be millions upon millions of unpaired socks.'

"I found the problem with your dryer. . . here are a bunch of socks you probably thought were lost!"

Dryer in desert: 'SOCKS! SOCKS!'

Art Museum: Lost and Found - Hats/Coats/Wax.

Invasive species reach Ken's sock drawer.

'Hmmm...where's that other sock?'

Dave could never work out how he lost his nose stud.

"We won't lose any more socks in the laundry...I knotted them all together."

'How come I haven't got a pair of socks?'

"Eric is fitting GPS tracking tags to his socks in a bid to learn more about their migratory habits."

"Some of your lost socks were clogging up the motor."

'It's a surveillance camera. Now, I'll finally be able to find out how all the socks keep disappearing.'

"We may be lost, but we can still have a purpose!"

"So. . . you're back!"

"I'll need a sticker per sock."

Lost & found dept.

'Do you have any idea how many dryer related cases we get around here?!'

I'm missing an eighth sock again.

Missing socks squad.

"Most people don't seem to know this, but if this button is used incorrectly it will cause socks to disappear."

"Do you really want to tell me that you don't know anything about the vanishing of 21 socks within the last four months??!"

'What the hell! It's close enough.'

'Give it up Brian. It's a lost cause.'