Missing Sock Sleuth Pillows

'Don't worry. We have a search team out looking.'

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"Well did he?"

Those missing socks...where do they go?

The Complete Cycle.

Washing Machine Torture

Missing sock

Where missing laundry socks go!

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

Sue believed that one day she would find her soul mate - and her missing sock.

Laundromat: Bulletin Board - Have you seen this sock?

"I found the problem with your dryer. . . here are a bunch of socks you probably thought were lost!"

Invasive species reach Ken's sock drawer.

Why One Sock is Always Missing

Dryer in desert: 'SOCKS! SOCKS!'

'Tonight the remains of Jimmy Hoffa have finally been discovered with what appears to be millions upon millions of unpaired socks.'

'Information gathering.'

"We won't lose any more socks in the laundry...I knotted them all together."

"It's a remarkable find...evidence of human habitation that dates to ancient history!"

'I'm a court jester -- my socks aren't supposed to match!'

'How come I haven't got a pair of socks?'

"I did the laundry while studying. Unfortunately, my mom can't find the lost socks or my missing assignments."

"Eric is fitting GPS tracking tags to his socks in a bid to learn more about their migratory habits."

'It's a surveillance camera. Now, I'll finally be able to find out how all the socks keep disappearing.'

"Some of your lost socks were clogging up the motor."

"Hello, ambulence service, please."

"I'll need a sticker per sock."

Snowman Murder

"Do you really want to tell me that you don't know anything about the vanishing of 21 socks within the last four months??!"

"Most people don't seem to know this, but if this button is used incorrectly it will cause socks to disappear."