Lost Sock Detective Pillows

"But he's been missing for two whole wash cycles!"

'Give it up Brian. It's a lost cause.'

Dryer in desert: 'SOCKS! SOCKS!'

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

Flight Socks.

Those missing socks...where do they go?

The Complete Cycle.

Washing Machine Torture

How it started: How it's going

Noah of the sock world...

Where missing laundry socks go!

Laundromat: Bulletin Board - Have you seen this sock?

'Tonight the remains of Jimmy Hoffa have finally been discovered with what appears to be millions upon millions of unpaired socks.'

"I found the problem with your dryer. . . here are a bunch of socks you probably thought were lost!"

Invasive species reach Ken's sock drawer.

"I'm sorry Bob. After you disappeared, I made a new life with Fred."

'Hmmm...where's that other sock?'

'How come I haven't got a pair of socks?'

Dave could never work out how he lost his nose stud.

"We won't lose any more socks in the laundry...I knotted them all together."

"Eric is fitting GPS tracking tags to his socks in a bid to learn more about their migratory habits."

'It's a surveillance camera. Now, I'll finally be able to find out how all the socks keep disappearing.'

"Some of your lost socks were clogging up the motor."

"We may be lost, but we can still have a purpose!"

"Most people don't seem to know this, but if this button is used incorrectly it will cause socks to disappear."

Lost & found dept.

"Do you really want to tell me that you don't know anything about the vanishing of 21 socks within the last four months??!"

"So. . . you're back!"

'Do you have any idea how many dryer related cases we get around here?!'

Missing socks squad.

I'm missing an eighth sock again.

"I'll need a sticker per sock."

'What the hell! It's close enough.'