Sock Drawer Detective Pillows

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

Those missing socks...where do they go?

'He got a hole in one today.'

Washing Machine Torture

The Complete Cycle.

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

Missing sock

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

'With these crazy markets, you have to diversify to protect your money. Put some under your mattress, some in your sock drawer, maybe some in a hole in the yard...'

"I said more sex, Barry, more SEX!"

Laundromat: Bulletin Board - Have you seen this sock?

'I'm a jester -- my socks aren't supposed to match!'

Why One Sock is Always Missing

"You might consider new socks as well."

Dryer in desert: 'SOCKS! SOCKS!'

Invasive species reach Ken's sock drawer.

"I found the problem with your dryer. . . here are a bunch of socks you probably thought were lost!"

'Tonight the remains of Jimmy Hoffa have finally been discovered with what appears to be millions upon millions of unpaired socks.'

"He's taken responsibility for all the missing socks from the last 50 years."

'You've got a hole in your sock..'

'I'm a court jester -- my socks aren't supposed to match!'

Detective Jim and his bloodhound on yet another case.

"I did the laundry while studying. Unfortunately, my mom can't find the lost socks or my missing assignments."

"We won't lose any more socks in the laundry...I knotted them all together."