Sock Drawer Detectives Pillows

Invasive species reach Ken's sock drawer.

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

'Do you think that's wise?'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

'He got a hole in one today.'

Those missing socks...where do they go?

'You were hot in bed last night.' 'I know, I should have taken my socks off.'

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

Washing Machine Torture

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

The Complete Cycle.

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

Missing sock

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

Christmas Socks

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

'With these crazy markets, you have to diversify to protect your money. Put some under your mattress, some in your sock drawer, maybe some in a hole in the yard...'

"I said more sex, Barry, more SEX!"

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'