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Invasive species reach Ken's sock drawer.

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

The Missing Sock Returns

'Do you think that's wise?'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

'He got a hole in one today.'

Those missing socks...where do they go?

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

Missing sock

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

'You were hot in bed last night.' 'I know, I should have taken my socks off.'

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".

The Complete Cycle.

Washing Machine Torture

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

Shaquille O'Neal donates his old socks to boy scouts.

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

Christmas Socks

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

'With these crazy markets, you have to diversify to protect your money. Put some under your mattress, some in your sock drawer, maybe some in a hole in the yard...'

"Don't go in there!"

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'