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'Do you have any idea how many dryer related cases we get around here?!'

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

'Do you think that's wise?'

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

Those missing socks...where do they go?

The Complete Cycle.

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

Washing Machine Torture

Missing sock

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".

'Dog got your clog?'

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

Where missing laundry socks go!

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

Christmas Socks

"Don't go in there!"

Sue believed that one day she would find her soul mate - and her missing sock.

Laundromat: Bulletin Board - Have you seen this sock?

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'

"I found the problem with your dryer. . . here are a bunch of socks you probably thought were lost!"

'So, do you still have feelings for this Hanes person?'

Missing Sock

Invasive species reach Ken's sock drawer.

Why One Sock is Always Missing

Dryer in desert: 'SOCKS! SOCKS!'

My feet were cold.

'Tonight the remains of Jimmy Hoffa have finally been discovered with what appears to be millions upon millions of unpaired socks.'

The Banana Crime