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'Do you have any idea how many dryer related cases we get around here?!'

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

'Do you think that's wise?'

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

Those missing socks...where do they go?

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

Washing Machine Torture

The Complete Cycle.

Missing sock

'Dog got your clog?'

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

Where missing laundry socks go!

Christmas Socks

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

Sue believed that one day she would find her soul mate - and her missing sock.

Laundromat: Bulletin Board - Have you seen this sock?

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'

"I found the problem with your dryer. . . here are a bunch of socks you probably thought were lost!"

The Banana Crime

Dryer in desert: 'SOCKS! SOCKS!'

Missing Sock

Why One Sock is Always Missing

'Tonight the remains of Jimmy Hoffa have finally been discovered with what appears to be millions upon millions of unpaired socks.'

Invasive species reach Ken's sock drawer.

'Information gathering.'