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"Some of your lost socks were clogging up the motor."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

'Do you think that's wise?'

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

Those missing socks...where do they go?

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

The Complete Cycle.

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".

Washing Machine Torture

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

Where missing laundry socks go!

Noah of the sock world...

Christmas Socks

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

"Don't go in there!"

Laundromat: Bulletin Board - Have you seen this sock?

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'

'So, do you still have feelings for this Hanes person?'

Invasive species reach Ken's sock drawer.

"I found the problem with your dryer. . . here are a bunch of socks you probably thought were lost!"

My feet were cold.

Missing Sock

'Tonight the remains of Jimmy Hoffa have finally been discovered with what appears to be millions upon millions of unpaired socks.'

Dryer in desert: 'SOCKS! SOCKS!'

'Information gathering.'

Sock Without Partners Sock Hop

'Hmmm...where's that other sock?'

"We won't lose any more socks in the laundry...I knotted them all together."