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"Some of your lost socks were clogging up the motor."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

'Do you think that's wise?'

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

Those missing socks...where do they go?

The Complete Cycle.

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

Washing Machine Torture

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

Where missing laundry socks go!

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

Christmas Socks

Laundromat: Bulletin Board - Have you seen this sock?

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'

'Tonight the remains of Jimmy Hoffa have finally been discovered with what appears to be millions upon millions of unpaired socks.'

"I found the problem with your dryer. . . here are a bunch of socks you probably thought were lost!"

Dryer in desert: 'SOCKS! SOCKS!'

Missing Sock

Invasive species reach Ken's sock drawer.

'Information gathering.'

Sock Without Partners Sock Hop

"Eric is fitting GPS tracking tags to his socks in a bid to learn more about their migratory habits."

"We won't lose any more socks in the laundry...I knotted them all together."