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Sue believed that one day she would find her soul mate - and her missing sock.

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

The Missing Sock Returns

'Do you think that's wise?'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Great British Eccentrics.

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

Those missing socks...where do they go?

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

'He got a hole in one today.'

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

The Complete Cycle.

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".

Washing Machine Torture

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

Missing sock

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

Shaquille O'Neal donates his old socks to boy scouts.

Where missing laundry socks go!

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

Christmas Socks

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

"Don't go in there!"