Sock Detective Gifts

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

'Hmmm...where's that other sock?'

Oh no! Socks again?!

Gurus wise words on lost socks

''My clothes dryer eats both socks - so I won't notice when one's missing.'

'How come I haven't got a pair of socks?'

City Police...Missing persons...missing socks.

Behind one door is every woman you ever desired, yours for eternity. Behind every other door is one sock you lost in life. You get one choice. Welcome to Hell!!!

After ditching the footwraps the Russian army faces the lost sock paradox.

"We won't lose any more socks in the laundry...I knotted them all together."

"I found the problem with your dryer. . . here are a bunch of socks you probably thought were lost!"

"No, I haven't seen him since the rinse cycle."

"So. . . you're back!"

The Missing Sock Returns

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

'Do you think that's wise?'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

'He got a hole in one today.'

Those missing socks...where do they go?

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

The Complete Cycle.

Missing sock

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

Washing Machine Torture

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

'All right, who hid the sandbox?'

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".