Seasonal Produce Detective Gifts

Looking for a gift for the seasonal produce detective? Ideal for those who love discovering the best and freshest fruits and veggies, these products combine humor and appreciation for seasonal bounty. Perfect for foodies, gardeners, or anyone who takes joy in the crop cycle, these gifts add a playful touch to their passion. Whether for a budding chef or a backyard gardener, find something that celebrates their love for nature’s harvest.

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Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter?

Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter? mockup

Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter?

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"I'll have the Investigator's Special." mockup

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

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"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!" mockup

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

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"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles." mockup

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

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At the market

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See you at the farmers market!

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"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!" mockup

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

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"These are Fzjhyg's sales figures for the month? I can run crop circles round him."

"These are Fzjhyg's sales figures for the month? I can run crop circles round him." mockup

"These are Fzjhyg's sales figures for the month? I can run crop circles round him."

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"Number 2. Step forward please."

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Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.' mockup

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

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Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves. mockup

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

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Christmas Drinks 'n' Nibbles System mockup

Christmas Drinks 'n' Nibbles System

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"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?" mockup

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

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"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!" mockup

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

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'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...'

'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...' mockup

'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...'

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'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.' mockup

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

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"Sure, ha ha, it’s all ‘free-range’ beef."

"Sure, ha ha, it’s all ‘free-range’ beef." mockup

"Sure, ha ha, it’s all ‘free-range’ beef."

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Grocery Shopping

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Getting Rid of the Cure

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"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"

"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"

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"What the heck did I do with that leftover turkey?!"

"What the heck did I do with that leftover turkey?!" mockup

"What the heck did I do with that leftover turkey?!"

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'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

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"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?" mockup

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

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"Fresh-raked leaves?"

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Turkey Autopsy

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Man on Stilts in a Market

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"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere." mockup

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

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'If you want produce grown on the farm down the road you'll have to go to Kuala Lumpur.'

'If you want produce grown on the farm down the road you'll have to go to Kuala Lumpur.' mockup

'If you want produce grown on the farm down the road you'll have to go to Kuala Lumpur.'

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"Are there any reports of illness at this table?"

"Are there any reports of illness at this table?" mockup

"Are there any reports of illness at this table?"

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"'Tofu'? Qu'est-ce que c'est 'tofu'?" mockup

"'Tofu'? Qu'est-ce que c'est 'tofu'?"

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The History of Anti-stick

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'It's a feisty little potato of Scottish origins, with a reddish complexion, whiskery appearance, waxy character and slight tendency to small mischief; spring-sown into well-drained soil on the south of the Island it has been hand-reared by. . .'

'It's a feisty little potato of Scottish origins, with a reddish complexion, whiskery appearance, waxy character and slight tendency to small mischief; spring-sown into well-drained soil on the south of the Island it has been hand-reared by. . .'

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'This is my wife Hilda, who is quite a tomato herself!'

'This is my wife Hilda, who is quite a tomato herself!' mockup

'This is my wife Hilda, who is quite a tomato herself!'

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Seasonal Produce Detective Gifts Collection

Seasonal Produce Detective Mugs

Discover our full range of produce detective mugs and find the perfect one to brighten their mornings with humor and love for seasonal bounty.

Seasonal Produce Detective Pillows

Add some seasonal cheer to their home with our cozy, themed pillows that celebrate the produce detective in everyone.

Seasonal Produce Detective Prints

Browse our vibrant prints and bring a playful touch of the harvest season into their living space, perfect for anyone who loves fresh produce.

Seasonal Produce Detective T-Shirts

Explore our fun and quirky produce detective t-shirts—great for outdoor markets, gardening days, or casual wear that showcases their passion.