Summer Produce Lover Gifts

"I wonder if we'll still have to eat kale this summer."

Apples for sale

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

At the market

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

See you at the farmers market!

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

"What about the five that fell through?"

Grocery Shopping

Produce Market. Lots of things are going on with the produce. The tomatoes, as usual, are having a fruit or veggie identity crisis. Though it makes no sense, the apples and oranges are constantly comparing themselves to one another. The plums are happy. Any assignment or position that comes their way is always the best. That potatoes want couches, of course. And the bananas think they should run the market government. Sure, a banana republic!

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

Where Summer Sausage Comes From...

F&E Produce. I had interesting customers today. First, a beautician checked out the purple potatoes and yellow beets. Ah, a hair stylist inspected the colored roots! That card shark bought some fruit. Two pears, I'll bet! A journalist was searching for an onion alternative. He needs leeks! And labor negotiators requested to increase their usual vegetable order. They asked for a celery hike, eh? I think the customers are the best part of this job. Yeah, you never know who will turnip!

Man on Stilts in a Market

Fresh picked baseballs.

"So I can eat better here at work."

'If you want produce grown on the farm down the road you'll have to go to Kuala Lumpur.'

Fresh vegetables for sale / Pick your own for even fresher vegetables.

Large Very Fresh Eggs

Illuminating agricultural production

"Burgers ready in 6 hours!"

"Elaine! The avocados are ripe—what do we do? What do we do?"

Organic farm

Meet the layer.

Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter?

'This is my wife Hilda, who is quite a tomato herself!'

'It's a feisty little potato of Scottish origins, with a reddish complexion, whiskery appearance, waxy character and slight tendency to small mischief; spring-sown into well-drained soil on the south of the Island it has been hand-reared by. . .'

Vegicurious

'How would you like your steak...overcooked, burned to a crisp or completely incinerated?'

"Did you hear? The new apples are out today!"

Sasquatch/Summersquatch