Seasonal Snack Sleuth Gifts

Christmas Drinks 'n' Nibbles System

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

Super Heroes.

Champagne

"Works every time."

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

"Fresh-raked leaves?"

'Mom can I have another apple?'

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

"Oh, there will be an investigation!"

Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter?

'It's too early to start being good for Christmas. I always wait until at least the Thanksgiving left-overs are all gone.'

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

Husband eats popcorn wife is stringing for Christmas tree.

Large man uses 'Fat Nav' to lead him to large Christmas pudding.

Flight Crew Holiday Treats

When seasons collide

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

'It's blueberry... Blackbirds are out of season.'

'No, I haven't found the elusive Higgs boson yet.'

'Great. Looks like I'll be packing on more weight.'

'Every crowd has a silver lining!'

'It must of crept on over christmas...'

"It appears it's middle was licked out."

Naughty Food

'I want the whole pie!'

Vending Machine Items - 50 cents.

"We are starting our diet tomorrow, so we need to eat this lot today."

"Last night I had a dream that everything I ate, drank or touched was pumpkin spice. . ."

"Ed! Help me with this puzzle. I can’t get any pieces to fit." "Put on your glasses, Louise. These are corn chips."

"Sorry kids, since my freezer's broken, if you want ice cream it only makes sense for me to charge you milkshake price."

"You gotta at least dip it in ranch or something."

"I can tell you've been cheating on your diet. These food wrappers are like your eating browser history."

'Behold! The most awesome Halloween cupcakes ever made!'

A very frilly Christmas!