Seasonal Snack Sleuth Pillows

Christmas Drinks 'n' Nibbles System

Super Heroes.

Champagne

"Works every time."

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

"Fresh-raked leaves?"

'Mom can I have another apple?'

"Oh, there will be an investigation!"

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

'It's too early to start being good for Christmas. I always wait until at least the Thanksgiving left-overs are all gone.'

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter?

Husband eats popcorn wife is stringing for Christmas tree.

Large man uses 'Fat Nav' to lead him to large Christmas pudding.

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

When seasons collide

Flight Crew Holiday Treats

'It's blueberry... Blackbirds are out of season.'

'No, I haven't found the elusive Higgs boson yet.'

'Every crowd has a silver lining!'

'It must of crept on over christmas...'

"It appears it's middle was licked out."

Naughty Food

'I want the whole pie!'

Vending Machine Items - 50 cents.

"We are starting our diet tomorrow, so we need to eat this lot today."

"Last night I had a dream that everything I ate, drank or touched was pumpkin spice. . ."

"Ed! Help me with this puzzle. I can’t get any pieces to fit." "Put on your glasses, Louise. These are corn chips."

"You gotta at least dip it in ranch or something."

"I can tell you've been cheating on your diet. These food wrappers are like your eating browser history."

"Sorry kids, since my freezer's broken, if you want ice cream it only makes sense for me to charge you milkshake price."

'Behold! The most awesome Halloween cupcakes ever made!'

A very frilly Christmas!