Seasonal Snacker Pillows

'Every crowd has a silver lining!'

Large man uses 'Fat Nav' to lead him to large Christmas pudding.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"The bagels are better in New York."

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

Christmas Drinks 'n' Nibbles System

Anton's Bar and Grill

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

'Anyone else seeing a pattern here?'

"You'll never lose weight if you don't stop nibbling at your desk."

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."

"We grind our own catnip."

'Only two cookies? What is this -- a quota system?'

We're never going to lose weight if we don't get rid of the fridge light.

'Only two cookies? What is this -- a quota system?'

New for Fall

'What do you expect? It's not summer anymore.'

Husband eats popcorn wife is stringing for Christmas tree.

'Get the kind with the little marshmallows.'

Flight Crew Holiday Treats

Self Service, Self Denial

"I'm fairly sure you can't count jaffa cakes as one of your five a day."

"These are the best seats. Remember when they used to put us next to the bus stop?"

"Since it's only 10am, I'll have coffee, strawberry, and maple in a waffle cone."

Supermarket Aisles.

'Great. Looks like I'll be packing on more weight.'

"But if we add to Santa's cholesterol we could be ruining him for future generations."

'Everytime there's a thaw, I lose a lot of weight.'

'It must of crept on over christmas...'