Seasonal Indulger Pillows

'It must of crept on over christmas...'

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

'Chocolate never tasted so good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'

Eating ice cream.

"Fresh-raked leaves?"

'Red for me, please.'

"It's her first snowman."

Large man uses 'Fat Nav' to lead him to large Christmas pudding.

When seasons collide

'What do you expect? It's not summer anymore.'

"Crocuses! It's spring!"

Holidays are Here, Think!

"So, you're claiming 32 million gifts as a legitimate business expense."

'Every crowd has a silver lining!'

'Everytime there's a thaw, I lose a lot of weight.'

Underneath an overweight.

'Great, more trans-fats and cholesterol!'

"Okay, everything on this table, from here down, is pumpkin-flavored."

"Last night I had a dream that everything I ate, drank or touched was pumpkin spice. . ."

"Quick! It's the 45 minutes a year when tomatoes taste incredible!"

'Yeah, me, too — I gained it all back over the holidays.'

"No cherry on the top, please....I'm on a diet!"

Drunk Christmas Angel

'Do you have a diet plan that allows me to eat turkey, stuffing, sweet potatoes and pumpkin pie?'

"Oh, Hi Mom! I'm afraid I have some bad news. . ."

"Sorry kids, since my freezer's broken, if you want ice cream it only makes sense for me to charge you milkshake price."

'Behold! The most awesome Halloween cupcakes ever made!'

"Are your trees fresh?"

A very frilly Christmas!

"Pumpkin season is over. Eggnog season is over. Now it's ham hock season."