Festive Indulger Pillows

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Christmas Tree

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Santa does a keg stand.

Snowman

'We can always cook it one half at a time.'

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

The New Year's Dance

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

"The cookies are always stale."

Roscoe's Great Escape

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

'Red for me, please.'

The Devil's advocaat.

After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.

"God, I miss the old days!"

T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring...except Bert who had a weak bladder!

"I am in training for the sales."

The night after Christmas.

December Fest

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

"Just put one foot directly in front of the other, sir, and walk in as straight a line as possible."

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

Balloon ski lift

"I don't know about you Mavis but I'm Mullered."

'Rudolph, I've reason to believe that you're moonlighting for a mobile phone company.'