Holiday Indulgers Pillows

'Yeah, me, too — I gained it all back over the holidays.'

'Great, more trans-fats and cholesterol!'

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

'Red for me, please.'

Bowl Games.

'It's too early to start being good for Christmas. I always wait until at least the Thanksgiving left-overs are all gone.'

'Turkey's okay, but most of the trimmings are vegetables.'

Turkey Sandwich anyone?

Flight Crew Holiday Treats

Husband eats popcorn wife is stringing for Christmas tree.

"He's looking for the next big leftovers holiday."

Turkey Decoy

"We met over the holidays."

'These are Trans-Fat free, right?'

Holidays are Here, Think!

Edith told Hank that if he gained any more weight, she's leave him. Hank just wanted the cake and Edith too.

The only sound preventative health advice for holiday eating.

'For the instant mashed potatoes, the heat and serve puddings, the canned cranberry sauce, the defrost and serve pumpkin pie and the delivered roast turkey, we are truly thankful.'

"Wanna trade an Easter ham salad for an Easter egg salad?"

'It must of crept on over christmas...'

Underneath an overweight.

'Have you noticed that when you're on a diet the food you cheat with tastes so much better.'

Advent fridge

Invasion of the Demonic Shape-Shifters!

Overweight Man Talks to Servant Boy

"Thank you for this food, and protect us from the additives and preservatives therein."

"Do these turkeys get any bigger?" "No madam, they're dead."

"I'm afraid I'm going to have to cancel your Thanksgiving."

Pig eating Christmas pudding

Christmas Wine