Holiday Indulgers Gifts

'Yeah, me, too — I gained it all back over the holidays.'

'Great, more trans-fats and cholesterol!'

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

'Red for me, please.'

M.D. I suppose that will be okay, but no more milk and cookies starting tomorrow.

"30 million cookies and thousands of gallons of milk all in one night? Yes, I'd say we've got dietary issues to address."

'Anyone else seeing a pattern here?'

Bowl Games.

'It's too early to start being good for Christmas. I always wait until at least the Thanksgiving left-overs are all gone.'

'Turkey's okay, but most of the trimmings are vegetables.'

Turkey Sandwich anyone?

"He's looking for the next big leftovers holiday."

Husband eats popcorn wife is stringing for Christmas tree.

Turkey Decoy

Flight Crew Holiday Treats

Elf on the Top Shelf

"We met over the holidays."

Edith told Hank that if he gained any more weight, she's leave him. Hank just wanted the cake and Edith too.

'These are Trans-Fat free, right?'

Holidays are Here, Think!

'Great. Looks like I'll be packing on more weight.'

The only sound preventative health advice for holiday eating.

'For the instant mashed potatoes, the heat and serve puddings, the canned cranberry sauce, the defrost and serve pumpkin pie and the delivered roast turkey, we are truly thankful.'

Invasion of the Demonic Shape-Shifters!

Advent fridge

'It must of crept on over christmas...'

Underneath an overweight.

'Have you noticed that when you're on a diet the food you cheat with tastes so much better.'

"...'Will feed a family of 4 to 6.' What the heck does that mean?"

"Wanna trade an Easter ham salad for an Easter egg salad?"

Overweight Man Talks to Servant Boy

"I'm afraid I'm going to have to cancel your Thanksgiving."

"Do these turkeys get any bigger?" "No madam, they're dead."

"Thank you for this food, and protect us from the additives and preservatives therein."

I'm taking you off the milk and cookies diet.