Holiday Indulgence Lover Gifts

'Do you have a diet plan that allows me to eat turkey, stuffing, sweet potatoes and pumpkin pie?'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Santa, alien, easter bunny and sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

'Red for me, please.'

M.D. I suppose that will be okay, but no more milk and cookies starting tomorrow.

"30 million cookies and thousands of gallons of milk all in one night? Yes, I'd say we've got dietary issues to address."

Bowl Games.

'Apparently we were wrong expecting him to return from vacation with renewed enthusiasm and vitality!'

"Put it on pause, son, and come to Thanksgiving dinner."

"Did you know that someday astronauts may put themselves into deep hibernation to artificially shorten the grueling journey to their ultimate destination? Wake me up on Christmas morning."

'Happy New Year!'

'This is just a holiday tradition - It's nothing personal.'

The Day After a Long Weekend: "Monday?? Wednesday? There's no way to know!!"

Flight Crew Holiday Treats

"He's looking for the next big leftovers holiday."

'I love holidays!'

The Last Throes of Summer and Real Life.

"Every family has one weird relative - if you don't know who it is, then it's probably you."

'I'm prepared to do something different as long as it offers me the same 364 days off a year.'

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

So glad you could make it!

Holidays are Here, Think!

'Let's welcome Tina back from two weeks in Hawaii, and hope this phase passes soon.'

'Great. Looks like I'll be packing on more weight.'

'Stop that! We're not on holiday now!'

The only sound preventative health advice for holiday eating.

"Just what I wanted."

"I sometimes wonder what view the locals take of tourists."

Mail men love to play.

Happy Thanksgiving

'They're not so much chewy as inedible.'

Fake Peter Cottontail.