Holiday Indulgence Analyst Gifts

"30 million cookies and thousands of gallons of milk all in one night? Yes, I'd say we've got dietary issues to address."

Christmas Tree

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'He lives for his holidays.'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"Home depot."

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

Horn of Leftovers

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

Happy Turkey Day!

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

"Once upon a time there was a kind bank manager who found all the money lost in the global financial meltdown, brought world peace, stopped global warming, cured the common cold and discovered Julian Assange is Santa."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

A Couple in A Speedboat.

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'

"These shades are GREAT-I dreamt I was in Tahiti!"

'Will you be my Valentine?'

"I stuffed it with things found around the house."

It was indeed an awkward moment, but Mrs Claus had nailed them all...finally, the truth was out!!