Holiday Spirit Analyst Gifts

'For an opposing view to last night's editorial on the Spirit of Christmas, here's that well-known industrialist, Ebeneezer Scrooge...'

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Ice Skater

Santa called but you were out!

Snowman

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

Just one more choccy...

O Christmas Tea

Happy St Pancakes Day

Merry Kissmas

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

Street Carolers

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

Peace on Earth

'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'

Holiday Gifts 2020

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

"Maybe this year..."

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

"30 million cookies and thousands of gallons of milk all in one night? Yes, I'd say we've got dietary issues to address."