Seasonal Indulger Gifts

'Great. Looks like I'll be packing on more weight.'

'It must of crept on over christmas...'

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

'Chocolate never tasted so good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'

Eating ice cream.

"Fresh-raked leaves?"

"It's her first snowman."

M.D. I suppose that will be okay, but no more milk and cookies starting tomorrow.

'Red for me, please.'

"Crocuses! It's spring!"

When seasons collide

Large man uses 'Fat Nav' to lead him to large Christmas pudding.

'What do you expect? It's not summer anymore.'

Holidays are Here, Think!

"So, you're claiming 32 million gifts as a legitimate business expense."

'Every crowd has a silver lining!'

'Great, more trans-fats and cholesterol!'

"Okay, everything on this table, from here down, is pumpkin-flavored."

'Everytime there's a thaw, I lose a lot of weight.'

Underneath an overweight.

'It always makes me melancholy when the robins start migrating south.'

I'm taking you off the milk and cookies diet.

"Last night I had a dream that everything I ate, drank or touched was pumpkin spice. . ."

"Quick! It's the 45 minutes a year when tomatoes taste incredible!"

'Yeah, me, too — I gained it all back over the holidays.'

"No cherry on the top, please....I'm on a diet!"

Drunk Christmas Angel

"Oh, Hi Mom! I'm afraid I have some bad news. . ."

I'd like the double mocha caramel eggnog latte with nutmeg and holiday sprinkles

'Do you have a diet plan that allows me to eat turkey, stuffing, sweet potatoes and pumpkin pie?'

"Sorry kids, since my freezer's broken, if you want ice cream it only makes sense for me to charge you milkshake price."

"Are your trees fresh?"

'Behold! The most awesome Halloween cupcakes ever made!'