Holiday Indulger Pillows

Underneath an overweight.

Holidays are Here, Think!

Christmas Tree

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Santa does a keg stand.

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

M.D. I suppose that will be okay, but no more milk and cookies starting tomorrow.

"30 million cookies and thousands of gallons of milk all in one night? Yes, I'd say we've got dietary issues to address."

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

'Red for me, please.'

Bowl Games.

"Find out who's on vacation and then add this stuff to the workload on his desk."

The night after Christmas.

T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring...except Bert who had a weak bladder!

December Fest

"Put it on pause, son, and come to Thanksgiving dinner."

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

'It's not just the Oktoberfests, it's the novemberfests, birthdayfests, flagdayfests, mayfests, arboedayfests...'

'I braved the Boxing Day sales just for you, dear.'

Thoughtful kiddies' midnight snacks overtax my bulging slacks … The load I haul back to my shack is bigger than the one I packed.

Working From Home/Working From Home But It's the Holidays

Television and Christmas Sales

'Great. Looks like I'll be packing on more weight.'

The only sound preventative health advice for holiday eating.

Alcoholidays: Beethovens fifth.

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

'Rudolf?'

'Great, more trans-fats and cholesterol!'

'It must of crept on over christmas...'

'Whoever's guess is closest to the time when the last needle falls off the tree wins the hundred-dollar pool!'

Christmas is Around the corner,

'Ar ... to be sore, to be sore.' - Post St Patrick's Day.