Holiday Indulger Pillows

Underneath an overweight.

Holidays are Here, Think!

Christmas Tree

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Santa does a keg stand.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

'Red for me, please.'

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

Bowl Games.

The night after Christmas.

"Find out who's on vacation and then add this stuff to the workload on his desk."

"Put it on pause, son, and come to Thanksgiving dinner."

December Fest

T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring...except Bert who had a weak bladder!

'I braved the Boxing Day sales just for you, dear.'

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

'It's not just the Oktoberfests, it's the novemberfests, birthdayfests, flagdayfests, mayfests, arboedayfests...'

The only sound preventative health advice for holiday eating.

Television and Christmas Sales

Working From Home/Working From Home But It's the Holidays

Alcoholidays: Beethovens fifth.

'Have you noticed that when you're on a diet the food you cheat with tastes so much better.'

'Rudolf?'

'Great, more trans-fats and cholesterol!'

'Ar ... to be sore, to be sore.' - Post St Patrick's Day.

'It must of crept on over christmas...'

Christmas is Around the corner,

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

Overweight Man Talks to Servant Boy