Holiday Indulgence Pillows

M.D. I suppose that will be okay, but no more milk and cookies starting tomorrow.

'Red for me, please.'

"30 million cookies and thousands of gallons of milk all in one night? Yes, I'd say we've got dietary issues to address."

'Anyone else seeing a pattern here?'

Bowl Games.

"There's always someone who goes over the top with their rooftop decorations."

Flight Crew Holiday Treats

"He's looking for the next big leftovers holiday."

Edith told Hank that if he gained any more weight, she's leave him. Hank just wanted the cake and Edith too.

The only sound preventative health advice for holiday eating.

'These are Trans-Fat free, right?'

Holidays are Here, Think!

'Great. Looks like I'll be packing on more weight.'

Too full after after Christmas dinner!

Advent fridge

'It must of crept on over christmas...'

Underneath an overweight.

'Have you noticed that when you're on a diet the food you cheat with tastes so much better.'

'Great, more trans-fats and cholesterol!'

Invasion of the Demonic Shape-Shifters!

Bling bling merrily on high.

I'm taking you off the milk and cookies diet.

"Do these turkeys get any bigger?" "No madam, they're dead."

Overweight Man Talks to Servant Boy

'Yeah, me, too — I gained it all back over the holidays.'

I'd like the double mocha caramel eggnog latte with nutmeg and holiday sprinkles

'Do you have a diet plan that allows me to eat turkey, stuffing, sweet potatoes and pumpkin pie?'

'All good things come to end.'

"The hotel was old and rotten, the service was lousy, but my wife really enjoyed the vacation because she had so much to moan about!"

"I'm having a Thanksgiving get-together, Mort, but my date's bringing her grandma. Want to come along to keep her company?" "I'm avoiding Thanksgiving this year." "I hear there's an awful turkey-borne illness going around. Best to play it safe." "Turkey? Who said anything about turkey? I'm serving the patented "Randy 'The Rock' Taylor's Sexy Holiday Meal." "A dozen oysters, chocolate chunks, red wine, and Marvin Gaye playing softly in the background. Be there at 4:30." "Sorry, that's p

Man & ham. A cautionary tale.

I TRAVELLED TO GET FROM IT ALL...ALL I GOT AWAY FROM WAS MY LUGGAGE.

'We didn't prepare the goose, Mr. Scrooge. Since we've become veggies, it's porridge for all.'