Seasonal Seducer Pillows

A very frilly Christmas!

Welcome Spring.

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

"Fresh-raked leaves?"

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

"It's her first snowman."

'Anyone else seeing a pattern here?'

"But we already had sex."

Large man uses 'Fat Nav' to lead him to large Christmas pudding.

'What do you expect? It's not summer anymore.'

"Crocuses! It's spring!"

The groundhog, unable to see his shadow, goes in for a cataract operation.

'First I'd like to remind you of the true meaning of christmas - profits.'

'Great. Looks like I'll be packing on more weight.'

'Every crowd has a silver lining!'

Winter depression.

'It always makes me melancholy when the robins start migrating south.'

'It must of crept on over christmas...'

'Everytime there's a thaw, I lose a lot of weight.'

Spring Fever or Side Effects?

Melting snowman tries to hitch a ride north.

Oh, that's no angel. That's a meltdown.

Happy Spring.

"Quick! It's the 45 minutes a year when tomatoes taste incredible!"

"Last night I had a dream that everything I ate, drank or touched was pumpkin spice. . ."

Drunk Christmas Angel

"Oh, Hi Mom! I'm afraid I have some bad news. . ."

Months on a calendar are against their relation to August.

Winter is coming...

The office party won't be the same this year

'Behold! The most awesome Halloween cupcakes ever made!'

"Are your trees fresh?"

Merry Christmas!

Santa on ice.