Seasonal Snacker Mugs

'Every crowd has a silver lining!'

Large man uses 'Fat Nav' to lead him to large Christmas pudding.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"The bagels are better in New York."

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

Christmas Drinks 'n' Nibbles System

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

Anton's Bar and Grill

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

"You'll never lose weight if you don't stop nibbling at your desk."

"We grind our own catnip."

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."

'Only two cookies? What is this -- a quota system?'

'Only two cookies? What is this -- a quota system?'

Husband eats popcorn wife is stringing for Christmas tree.

Flight Crew Holiday Treats

'What do you expect? It's not summer anymore.'

'Get the kind with the little marshmallows.'

New for Fall

Self Service, Self Denial

"I'm fairly sure you can't count jaffa cakes as one of your five a day."

"These are the best seats. Remember when they used to put us next to the bus stop?"

"Since it's only 10am, I'll have coffee, strawberry, and maple in a waffle cone."

Supermarket Aisles.

"But if we add to Santa's cholesterol we could be ruining him for future generations."

'Everytime there's a thaw, I lose a lot of weight.'

'It must of crept on over christmas...'

'Not eucalyptus leaves again!'