Seasonal Eater Mugs

'What do you expect? It's not summer anymore.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Welcome Spring.

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

Easter Egg Delivery

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'

Hot Chestnuts

"The Steak, too? I know it's autumn, but do you have to have EVERY thing pumpkin spice?"

"Fresh-raked leaves?"

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

"It's her first snowman."

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

'Anyone else seeing a pattern here?'

"How can I word this Christmas card to my boss without wishing him a merry Christmas?"

'. . . the Winter of Discontent Soup, Arab Spring Roll, Summer Madness Salad and The Season of Mellow Mists Fruit Medley.'

Who's ready for pumpkin spice season?

Large man uses 'Fat Nav' to lead him to large Christmas pudding.

First Robins of Spring on a Stick

"It's springtime in our new product department."

'Great. Looks like I'll be packing on more weight.'

"Check out this app. It let's you substitute other vegetables for your nose."

Too full after after Christmas dinner!

'Maybe we should bake something else besides Fruitcake.'

'Every crowd has a silver lining!'

Getting a great ear of corn makes me wish that summer would never end!

'It always makes me melancholy when the robins start migrating south.'

Captionless Game Warden has boxes on desk 'In Season' and 'Out Of Season'.

Santa ringing bell with sign "Give now and avoid the holiday rush."

'It must of crept on over christmas...'

Melting snowman tries to hitch a ride north.