Seasonal Foodie Mugs

First Robins of Spring on a Stick

Too full after after Christmas dinner!

"He's say's he's eaten 200,000,000 mince pies, drank 150,000,000 glasses of wine, eaten 300,000,000..."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Night of the Latkes

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

Panettone

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

"Anything but milk and cookies."

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

Easter Egg Delivery

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

Christmas Drinks 'n' Nibbles System

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

'We can always cook it one half at a time.'

'One of my relatives is coming to Thanksgiving dinner...and one of yours.'

"The spare sack? After a million warm beers and pieces of fruit cake...you'd have a spare sack too!"

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

(No caption). Woman bundled up against the cold weather smiles as she thinks of a big ripe red tomato.

"Honey, I love celebrating Christmas! I love all the food, the sweets, the Christmas tree and the presents, but our bank account hates Christmas!"

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

Happy St Pancakes Day

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'