Casual Snacker Mugs

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Super Heroes.

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"The bagels are better in New York."

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

Breakfast surreal.

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"You'll never lose weight if you don't stop nibbling at your desk."

"We grind our own catnip."

'Don't take it personally... he doesn't know I'm here either.'

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."

Lady has a coffee break.

'Only two cookies? What is this -- a quota system?'

'Only two cookies? What is this -- a quota system?'

'Get the kind with the little marshmallows.'

Large man uses 'Fat Nav' to lead him to large Christmas pudding.

Self Service, Self Denial

"Since it's only 10am, I'll have coffee, strawberry, and maple in a waffle cone."

"These are the best seats. Remember when they used to put us next to the bus stop?"

"I'm fairly sure you can't count jaffa cakes as one of your five a day."

Supermarket Aisles.

'Let's buy juice from that mobile juice bar! Oh, it's gone.'

'Am I safe in assuming that your requirements do not include a formal dining room?'

'Every crowd has a silver lining!'

"Dad, what is a meal?"

"No, honesty Billy. . . they don't use real dogs in them!"

"I don't think you'll still be that 'Zen' when I tell you someone's nicked your cheese and pickle sandwich from the fridge."

'Not eucalyptus leaves again!'