Holiday Snack Lover Gifts

Flight Crew Holiday Treats

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

Super Heroes.

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

Love is when you watch television together.

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"The bagels are better in New York."

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'