Seasonal Snifflers Gifts

"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Happy Gnu Year!"

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Bed Seasons

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

Anton's Bar and Grill

Baby it's cold outside.

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

"It's her first snowman."

Entering Vermont, No Artificial Coloring

'Anyone else seeing a pattern here?'

'Certainly Madame - it's summer time!'

"Don't you love this time of year when the squirrels taste like pumpkin spice?"

"Are you sure you want to spend the winter here?"

Large man uses 'Fat Nav' to lead him to large Christmas pudding.

New for Fall

A man is sweeping leaves in a museum full of marble statues.

"Just answer the question, sir. Is it true that you're not planning to watch 'It's a Wonderful Life' this holiday season?"

The sounds of spring.

The Start of Spring

"Dad's allergies kicked in during out special 'man to man' walk...so I learned all about the birds and the sneeze."

"Someday, Son, all this snow will melt away and, oh, what miraculous relics your nose will discover."

Mother Nature's awkward secret: pollen allergies.

"Nowadays, I not only sleep through Winter, I also nap through Spring, Summer and Autumn..."

"It's sweet how their presences linger on after the season."

'Every crowd has a silver lining!'

I think you may have overdone the pumpkin spice thing this fall.

'Everytime there's a thaw, I lose a lot of weight.'

"ooo - 'Get that natural autumn look all summer long'."

New! Apple Mocha Latte.

Time for my Ode-to-Spring poem. Roses grow red, mountains look pewter. I want you more ... than a wi-fi six router. My heart remains frozen.

I gain weight every fall and then lose it in the spring. I have a seasonally adjusted figure.

'His productivity goes way down after September!'