Seasonal Swooner Gifts

Time for my Ode-to-Spring poem. Roses grow red, mountains look pewter. I want you more ... than a wi-fi six router. My heart remains frozen.

"Happy Gnu Year!"

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Bed Seasons

Fall on a desert island

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

Easter Egg Delivery

"Me, I'm lazy, so I wouldn't seek an endless summer, but an endless winter. I so wish I could migrate to hibernate twice a year..."

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

People of the Fall

"It's her first snowman."

The Pumpkin Spice Routes

Entering Vermont, No Artificial Coloring

"Oh, how I love the change of seasons! From cold and flu to spring allergies!"

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

Valentine's Day

Holiday Overkill.

"Are you sure you want to spend the winter here?"

Unsuitable clothing.

"Can you believe it? A couple of page-turners, one affair, and, wham - it's Labor Day."

4 seasons globe

The first day of spring has finally arrived! The only think I'll miss about winter is curling up under a warm blanket straight out of the dryer on a frigid night.

'I'd like to spend November and December in a nice vegetarian country!'

A man is sweeping leaves in a museum full of marble statues.

The corner that Spring's around

"This is the time of year I begin to crave the first Robin of spring."

Who's ready for pumpkin spice season?

Larry's Lawnmower Service. Relax, he comes in every spring to get his blade sharpened.

"The nice thing about school is it makes you appreciate summer more."

Car driving towards a sign that reads "You are now entering The Holidays - No exits"

'You're early!...'

The sounds of spring.

Couldn't we just rend a second place down south?

Santa with shopping bags at the airport goes to the 'Frequent Flyers Check-In' desk.

"Check out this app. It let's you substitute other vegetables for your nose."