Seasonal Dreamer Gifts

Winter. Autumn.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'He lives for his holidays.'

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Time for vacation, time for work.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Try me/try me/try me...

Young Picasso at the Beach

Summertime

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

"We're here to experience pleasure."

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

"Winter is not a season, it's an occupation. Sinclair Lewis, boy, Sinclair Lewis."

This is Dr. Sadie, what's your question, caller? I just found out my wife got a bonus at work. But instead of buying gifts for my mother and my six brothers, she flew to Maui and sent me a photo of herself eating a seven-course meal. Stop whining. She's given you the best gift a spouse can give ... Something to hold over her head for the rest of your lives. Well ... There is that, I guess.

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

"I'll be on vacation until I find my cell phone."