Summer Dreamer Gifts

'I'll tell you one thing about this time of the year...we're all itchin' for summer to get here.'

The Last Throes of Summer and Real Life.

Lemonade: 'Closed. Lost Our Insurance.'

Only eighty-six more days till summer!

"I'm not saying they look anxious to leave, but they're in V-formation."

"All I'm saying is, I wished for an endless summer vacation, and now the glaciers are melting."

'Have you given any thought to what you're going to do with your life after Summer Vacation?'

"I made a list of items I'll need to enjoy my summer for you to buy. How would you feel about holding down 3 jobs?"

'How come time fast-forwards through summer, and slow-mos through school?'

No Miss, I wasn't day dreaming. I was planning my summer vacation!

"The summer went so fast."

Labor Day.

'Remember, never let adults know summer vacation can sometimes be boring or they may make it shorter.'

"I don't mind them counting the days 'til school's out, but I wish they wouldn't do it on their fingers."

Apparently summer's going to start next month.

"I can hardly wait till the nice weather finally rolls around again."

"Sir, could you slow the bus down, so I can squeeze in a couple more minutes of summer vacation?"

'Bing Crosby singing 'I'm dreaming of a warm summer'? I'll have to check.'

"Sometimes, on a day like this, I can just catch the faintest smell of youth."

COVID Summer

Coronavirus in summer

'Relax. It's summertime and the living is easy.'

"Have you noticed that when you're having fun, the days go by really fast? But when you aren't doing anything, things go by super slow."

End of summer fantasy vs. end of summer reality.

"Only four more weeks before school is out...and then we're free for the time of our lives!"

"I can't believe it...summer's almost over...time has slipped through my hands...life has passed me by."

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

"It's an escape hatch. You know, in case summer doesn't come fast enough."

Summer Options

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

'I'm not counting the days 'til school's out. I don't do math unless they make me.'

'It's just one thing after another. The minute they let you out of school, the garden starts to produce.'

"We're only here summers, but Roger likes to be taken for a local."

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

Diving Fish