Spring Dreamer Gifts

Spring

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"River well stocked this year."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

It can be taken up at any age....

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

"Winter is not a season, it's an occupation. Sinclair Lewis, boy, Sinclair Lewis."

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

Sleeping Beauty.

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'