Spring Dreamers Gifts

"Bob! What are you doing in your boat?" "Waiting for the big spring thaw!"

Winter Surrender

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

"Winter is not a season, it's an occupation. Sinclair Lewis, boy, Sinclair Lewis."

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

"Every summer I regret having used up all my vacation days in January."

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

"Only four more weeks before school is out...and then we're free for the time of our lives!"

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

Gardening new year's plans

"Me, I'm lazy, so I wouldn't seek an endless summer, but an endless winter. I so wish I could migrate to hibernate twice a year..."

Apparently summer's going to start next month.

"I don't mind them counting the days 'til school's out, but I wish they wouldn't do it on their fingers."

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

"Someday, son, all this will be in the cartoonist’s flat file."

Martha couldn't wait for spring...

'It's our latest genetic breakthrough. It does grow on trees, after all.'

No Miss, I wasn't day dreaming. I was planning my summer vacation!

'According to this stop watch I'm not growing up fast enough.'

Cross-Country Sledding

Spring Has Finally Sprung!

Urban spring.

"Sir, could you slow the bus down, so I can squeeze in a couple more minutes of summer vacation?"

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

"And, folks, if you'll take a look out the right side of the plane you'll see a cloud that looks exactly like a pirate."

'We've been out here for hours. I don't think he's going to come to life, dance and sing with us.'

"Have you noticed that when you're having fun, the days go by really fast? But when you aren't doing anything, things go by super slow."

"Hard to believe that school's almost over."

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

'It's just one thing after another. The minute they let you out of school, the garden starts to produce.'