Winter Dreamer Gifts

'Read that part again where it predicts a cold, snowy winter for the midwest...'

"Winter is not a season, it's an occupation. Sinclair Lewis, boy, Sinclair Lewis."

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

Cross-Country Sledding

'We've been out here for hours. I don't think he's going to come to life, dance and sing with us.'

"...wonder if a human can hibernate until spring?"

'He's a great worker, but he hibernates four months out of the year.'

"Yeah, Winter will come early this year: I'm already getting very sleepy..."

"Nowadays, I not only sleep through Winter, I also nap through Spring, Summer and Autumn..."

"Me, I'm lazy, so I wouldn't seek an endless summer, but an endless winter. I so wish I could migrate to hibernate twice a year..."

"I dunno... It's just not the same without snow."

You Are Here

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Good News about winter

Alien Snowmen

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Snow Devil

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Ice skater

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"First snowman?"

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

Winter Weather.

'Brrr - It is cold out, isn't it fella!?!'

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."