Winter Time Dreamer Gifts

'You have to do something about your snoring: I don't want to go through a winter like that again...'

Late night teddy reading

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Night-time halo

Good News about winter

Ice skater

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

"First snowman?"

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

Winter Weather.

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

"Winter is not a season, it's an occupation. Sinclair Lewis, boy, Sinclair Lewis."

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

How to fight a vampire snowman

'And that,and that,and that...'

'First semester, you learn the numbers. Second semester, you use them to count the days 'til school is out.'

Socially distanced sledding

'I forgot to do my homework so can we plow into a snow bank on the way to school?'

"Yipeee!"

"Me, I'm lazy, so I wouldn't seek an endless summer, but an endless winter. I so wish I could migrate to hibernate twice a year..."

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

Sand Snowmen

'Now, dear, I spent 35 years pretending to look busy. I can't just quit overnight!'

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

Children with Dog on Christmas Eve