Season-hopper Gifts

"Well, mom said we have 12 days before summer vacation..."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

"Me, I'm lazy, so I wouldn't seek an endless summer, but an endless winter. I so wish I could migrate to hibernate twice a year..."

One tree in the four seasons of the year.

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

"How?"

Holiday Overkill.

"Can you believe it? A couple of page-turners, one affair, and, wham - it's Labor Day."

Getting ready for spring

'Now that the clocks have changed you can use that extra hour that you can't spend in the garden decorating the kitchen'

"I hear that march is coming in like a lineman and out like a lamb...I just wanted to be prepared."

"How am I? I'm just trying to et over the flu in time for allergy season."

'I totally forgot what I was looking for.'

"Excuse me, but due to a lack of trees, I have no idea what season this is....could you perhaps..."

My job is mostly seasonal. The busiest times are cold season, flu season, and allergy season.

'Talk about climate change - I've just heard the first kookaburra of spring!'

"Don't you dare!"

Autumn

Person shovelling snow remembering the past

"Of course, it doesn't pay as much as during the season."

'This time of year it's all that keeps me sane! I keep the magazine in the bathroom and I've about wore the ink off the pages!'

"Can you believe it's autumn already?"

What happened to summer?'

"Oh sure - you could move to Arizona - but, you wouldn't have our wonderful change of seasons!"

A house with a For Sale sign out in front that reads "Might be for sale".

Please wake me at V...