Season-hopper Gifts

"Well, mom said we have 12 days before summer vacation..."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

"Me, I'm lazy, so I wouldn't seek an endless summer, but an endless winter. I so wish I could migrate to hibernate twice a year..."

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

One tree in the four seasons of the year.

"How?"

Holiday Overkill.

"Can you believe it? A couple of page-turners, one affair, and, wham - it's Labor Day."

Getting ready for spring

'Now that the clocks have changed you can use that extra hour that you can't spend in the garden decorating the kitchen'

"I hear that march is coming in like a lineman and out like a lamb...I just wanted to be prepared."

It's so nice outside I'm recording the Weather Channel to watch next winter!

God's Kitchen

The first day of spring has finally arrived! The only think I'll miss about winter is curling up under a warm blanket straight out of the dryer on a frigid night.

"How am I? I'm just trying to et over the flu in time for allergy season."

'I totally forgot what I was looking for.'

"Excuse me, but due to a lack of trees, I have no idea what season this is....could you perhaps..."

During the winter I shovel snow. In the spring I mop the mud. In the summer I sweep up dust and during fall I rake leaves. In the theater of the seasons, I'm always a member of the cleanup crew!

My job is mostly seasonal. The busiest times are cold season, flu season, and allergy season.

Person shovelling snow remembering the past

All Snack Foods 1/2 Off. Every time I try to fight temptation, temptation fights dirty! (Published originally on Feb. 6 2015).

I set the alarm for March, but I've been staring at the ceiling since mid-February.

'Talk about climate change - I've just heard the first kookaburra of spring!'

"Don't you dare!"

Autumn

"Of course, it doesn't pay as much as during the season."

Time for my Ode-to-Spring poem. Roses grow red, mountains look pewter. I want you more ... than a wi-fi six router. My heart remains frozen.

'This time of year it's all that keeps me sane! I keep the magazine in the bathroom and I've about wore the ink off the pages!'

A house with a For Sale sign out in front that reads "Might be for sale".

"Oh sure - you could move to Arizona - but, you wouldn't have our wonderful change of seasons!"

"Can you believe it's autumn already?"

What happened to summer?'